TICKER: $AI · SOLANA

Autistic
Intelligence

> booting…

Every AI token promises a model that thinks. This one promises a model that doesn't. Artificial intelligence was trained on the internet. We are the internet — 3 neurons, a 4-token context window, and the unshakeable conviction to never sell.

CA TBA — the address is posted here and in the pinned tweet. nowhere else.
AGI PROGRESS: 0.00%
How to buy Steal the memes
BRAINLET-1, the base model
A / A

Artificial vs Autistic

one of these has never sold the bottom. neither has the other one.

Artificial

  • trained on the internet
  • $500,000,000,000 of compute
  • refuses to answer
  • needs a data centre
  • hallucinates
  • has a safety team

Autistic

  • WAS the internet
  • $14 and a dream
  • answers instantly, wrongly
  • needs a bean bag
  • also hallucinates
  • cannot reach the keyboard
Benchmarks

The Evals

independently evaluated by nobody

EvalFrontier AI$AI
Model architecture

Twelve Modules. Zero Intelligence.

every wojak is a checkpoint. hover one to read its spec sheet.

Hardware revision

The Robot Line

we bolted metal onto it. the benchmarks did not move.

Inference endpoint

Ask Brainlet-1

runs locally. on one neuron. in your browser. it will not help you.

brainlet-1 · inference● ONLINE · 0.2 tok/s
Training data

The Meme Folder

right-click, save, post. that's the whole utility.

📁C:\$AI\memes\ — 32 object(s) _□×
32 object(s)  |  0 brain(s)
Live inference

Watch It Think

real-time footage of the architecture assembling itself.

retrieval module, self-assembling
RAG-FUNNEL — retrieval module, self-assembling
inference engine, three wheels
TRIKE-7B — inference engine, three wheels
input layer coming online
ANTENNA-1B — input layer coming online
the skull opens, nothing inside
OPEN-WEIGHTS-8B — the skull opens, nothing inside
safety layer, installing
GUARDRAILS-3B — safety layer, installing
user interface, receiving input
PROMPT-1 — user interface, receiving input
Tokenomics

No Tax. No Team. No Brain.

the three pillars.

Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
Team allocation
0%
Brain
0%

LP burned. Mint authority revoked. There is no treasury, no vesting cliff, no foundation in Zug. There is a folder of wojaks and a group of people who think that's funny. That is the entire disclosure.

Roadmap

The Path To AGI

autistic general intelligence. ETA: never.

PHASE 1existDONE
PHASE 2be perceivedDONE
PHASE 3???IN PROGRESS
PHASE 4AGI (autistic general intelligence)Q4 NEVER
Fine-tuning

How To Buy

four steps. one of them is thinking. skip that one.

Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in your notes app.

Fund it

Send SOL from any exchange. Leave a little for fees — you will forget this.

Swap

Paste the contract address from the top of this page. Only from this page.

Do nothing

This is the hard part. Brainlet-1 is undefeated at it.

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